Literally crazy shit merchandise

Living in a Bipolar World

Shirts, mugs and deeply unnecessary objects for people who have bought a boat at 3 a.m., and for the people who had to go see the boat.

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I’m Crazy and I Have the Paperwork Tee
Price range: $15.08 through $19.95 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
I Bought a Boat at 3 A.M. Tee
Price range: $15.08 through $19.95 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Today I Could Run a Country Tee
Price range: $15.08 through $19.95 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
I Do Crazy Shit on a Schedule Tee
Price range: $15.08 through $19.95 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Hello My Name Is Depends Tee
Price range: $15.08 through $19.95 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Spin the Mood Wheel Tee
Price range: $15.08 through $19.95 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
47 Business Plans 0 Naps Heavyweight Tee
Price range: $19.56 through $24.43 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
3 A.M. Yacht Club Hoodie
Price range: $28.26 through $33.13 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page

We laugh at the boat. We never laugh at the person who bought it.
Bear is a cartoon. Nobody here is pretending to be your doctor.
We joke about moods, receipts and lamps. We don't joke about self-harm, and we don't joke anyone off their medication.
Take your meds, call your doctor, eat something.
In the US, 988 takes calls and texts at any hour.